I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom
— Margot N. (via fawun)
Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.
I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection